stupid kids

"farscythe - makin da cawfee!" (farscythe) 05/02/2018 at 05:03 • Filed to: None

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knocking on me door then running.... sometimes ringing the bell too

i dont think they’ve worked out i can see them through my glass door yet...(its matte glass.. not magic glass)

welp.... at least the tubby lil fuckers are getting some excersize running away from the door im not opening

rally opel for your time

random001 > farscythe - makin da cawfee! 05/02/2018 at 06:54

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This used to happen to me a lot, until the neighborhood kids realized two things. Someone (me) was posting their mugshots on the neighborhood website and at the HOA meetings through their doorbell camera, and someone at my would come shooting out the door and chase their stupid asses down, in bare feet through the entire neighborhood if necessary, to let them know that they couldn’t get away, because they are short and probably not former distance runners. Just saying....

Hasn’t happened in about a year....

farscythe - makin da cawfee! > random001 05/02/2018 at 06:58

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lol im pretty sure the kids ive got are hoping that i come storming out the door.. ive found ignoring them works best for me..

(cept for the one time they woke me up when i was on nightshifts... when i just rang the parents to tell them to get their kids of my damn door before i strangle one of them)

CalzoneGolem > farscythe - makin da cawfee! 05/02/2018 at 07:26

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You need an angry little dog and a doggy door.

punkgoose17 > farscythe - makin da cawfee! 05/02/2018 at 08:11

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You need a new porch light, wired to your doorbell.

punkgoose17 > punkgoose17 05/02/2018 at 08:14

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I also really like this motion activated creepy clown.

https://www.spirithalloween.com/product/decorations/animatronics/2-5-ft-roaming-antique-clown-animatronics-decorations/pc/1005/c/0/sc/1011/127736.uts?currentIndex=24&thumbnailIndex=31

Stapleface > farscythe - makin da cawfee! 05/02/2018 at 08:33

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Put a sign on the door telling them you know who they are, and you know where they live. And that you have a particular set of skills...

Also, star for using the .gif above. Probably my favorite movie of all time.

Tapas > farscythe - makin da cawfee! 05/02/2018 at 10:14

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Put a dummy security camera aimed right at the door in a way that they see it?

XJDano > farscythe - makin da cawfee! 05/02/2018 at 11:24

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Just, don’t step on it with your boots.

vicali > farscythe - makin da cawfee! 05/02/2018 at 11:31

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farscythe - makin da cawfee! > CalzoneGolem 05/02/2018 at 16:05

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lol that’d be fun to watch

farscythe - makin da cawfee! > punkgoose17 05/02/2018 at 16:06

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lol... id see some pissed off parents after that one.... i like it :)

farscythe - makin da cawfee! > Tapas 05/02/2018 at 16:11

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eh.. the kids live next door to me.. and one in the house across the road.... i dont think they’re worried about me figuring out who they are

they’re just bored and annoying

and stupid

farscythe - makin da cawfee! > XJDano 05/02/2018 at 16:12

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lol... they’re a little young for that one now.... suspect ill have to pay attention in a couple years